[i am him]

my dog would tell me to throw the ball again. he is a puppy and loves to play fetch

[bballplaya8114]

it would say i suck because im too lazy to feed my turtle and he would wanna kill me because i havent feed him in like 2 weeks
im so lazy
im a bad person

[RSC]

that her pets are so trained they buy me toys all the time i get feed first thing in the morning and fresh water 2x a day i get to take up most of the bed and my pet has to sleep weird so i can sleep comfy and i have them all so trained and yes once in a while i have to sit on a lap or act cutie just to keep them on their toes but they love me and i love them

[Angela M]

You just flushed me down the toilet. (She just died)

[A7Xsyn91]

this d-bag never feeds me

[SpaceMonkey67]

Ya lazy sack of crud! Get off the computer and take me out!
And would it kill you to give me fresh water right now?!
Also, if you roll over on me in bed one more time, I'm gonna bite you in the goodies!

[Spanko mi Franco]

I luv you. You're my favorite person ever. Please snuggle with me.

[Newbie]

before it would say anything about me it'll scream it's little head off and say " could you pleeeeze not squeeze me so much! I ain't your stress ball!!!"

[Jj C]

"your a fat ugly rat. and i ahte. you suck and yo mama smells like poo....."

yes my pet is really aggressive"

(p.s my pet is my brother)

[Kaiya Lou]

I'm starving.