[andyvernon]

A couple of jokes...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

[andyvernon]

men vs. women
La donna: Voi uomini volete sepre sesso, ma noi donne abbiamo bisognio d'attenzione!

L'uomo: Attenzione, adesso facciamo sesso

Woman: you guys always want only sex, while we women need attention
Man: attention, now we're gonna have sex

[kirbie]

That was an hilarious joke but I think your creating thread on a wrong category my friend.